Potato Rap (done to the tune of Kris Kross jump Jump)

plump plump
You should know, you should know that maaashed
yellow gold satisfies in every way
As we stand there totally mashed out
We commence to make you

plump plump
The Mashed fad will make you plump plump
The mashidy mashed will make you plump plump
PEI will make you plump plump

Don't try to compare us to another type of little root
I'm the Mashed, flesh is yellow like nothing that you ever grew
I'll make ya plump plump, wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'm filled with flavor, try to resist you chump
How tasty? Real tasty?
Cause I'm just so creamy
A young grateable, bakeable type of vegetable
And everything is the pot with a little whatnot
And inside-out i'm whippity whippity wack
I come double baked' with golden crust to make you bust
When you mix me with butter I'm what the ladies lust
And theres something about yellow gold, yeah we all that
So when they ask for a side you know it's gonna be that

Plump Plump
The mashed fad will make you Plump Plump
The carb attack will make you Plump Plump
french fries will make you Plump Plump
uh huh uh huh
Plump Plump
The mashed fad will make you Plump Plump
The carb attack will make you Plump Plump
french fries will make you Plump Plump

I feel my gut a knockin' knockin'
love it when potatoes' covered in salt N'
The P-O-T to the A-T-OOOOOOOO
root vegetable, is the way to go
I got your heart thumpin, pumpin, even skippin a beat G
too much butter on the side makes your ass to fat G
You try to step to the root then you got bagged in black
To the back you'll be sneakin' the tater tots till your mental
And got so large, can't even fit in a continental

Two lil' tots made from taters like you haven't heard
And no faking you can taste it, don't be absurd
As you gobble your stomach growls the potato melody
The mashed fatty makes you P-L-U-M-P

Plump Plump
The mashed fad will make you Plump Plump
The carb attack will make you Plump Plump
french fries will make you Plump Plump
uh huh uh huh
Plump Plump
The mashed fad will make you Plump Plump
The carb attack will make you Plump Plump
french fries will make you Plump Plump

Now, the preparations of this and that
Is that potatoes ain't comin' off wack
And for all ya'll suckas that don't know
Check it out

Some of them topped with thyme,some made into crisps! Go Go
Some of them topped with thyme,some made into crisps! Go Go
Some of them topped with thyme,some made into crisps! Go Go
Some of them topped with thyme,some made into crisps! Go Go
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mashed, fatty
Miggida miggida miggida Mashed
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mashed, fatty

I know your gonna be
plump plump
The Mashed fad will make you plump plump
The mashidy mashed will make you plump plump
PEI will make you plump plump
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Belie' dat!

Secrets

Secrets lie in silent prose
hiding from the light they grow
never will they die alone
they feed best in silent homes.

A suns mass of fury
amasses in the hurry
of trying, just to be, forgot

don't allow the silence
to drown the breath
that kills the beast,
that grew so suddenly

The ease of the win
is the battle within
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